Officially a New Yorker.

I opened my closet yesterday and was met by a sea of black.

I think that means I officially live here. And that I officially need some clothing help: sadly, my stylist is on vacation. She just had a BABY! No, that's not it, above: we're still waiting on official photos over here, but in the meantime, is there anything lovelier than a springtime baby? Schlechters, I adore you all. Mazeltov, for Christ's sake...

...now get back here and help me get some color into my life. Like maybe with this bag from Anthropologie?

Or what about these amazing (and well-priced) earrings from Kate Spade?

Am I allowed to wear this slouchy cardigan from J.Crew in my 2nd favorite color, grey?

And yes, I do need to know if I have the chutzpah to rock this studded bracelet.

I can't do it alone.